When you walk into your room tonight check under your bed. i will be there. hidden in a cloak of invisibility. then while you sleep i will summon my demon teddy's to rape your eyeballs and stretch your nostrils out like silly putty. afterwards i will attempt to murder you by slitting your throat with a rusty spoon. when you awake you will have the chills. when you move you will be paralyzed. I AM CHUCK NORRIS. 

Then, from beyond the black came a large dragon named Jeremy. Jeremy the Dragon. He loves the ladies and he's looking to find love. They call Jeremy the Dragon... The Pussy Obliterator. :)